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Mid-Week Ways to Lose Money

Was bored today so I’m gonna fire out some NBA and NHL bets. I need to attempt to build some momentum going into Thursday’s locks and practice makes perfect. Let’s get into it.

Clippers @ Pelicans

Clippers Under 116

I don’t know anything about the Clippers. Who the fuck is still on this team? CP3, Blake, and DeAndre are all gone and it looks bad for both LA teams early in this season. Since I don’t think the Clippers have any real NBA players and the Pelicans have one of the best defensive players in the league in Anthony Davis. Slam this one tonight.

Clippers @ Pelicans

Pelicans -7.5

I basically just said everything I know about this game but I’ll give it a shot. Anthony Davis is a GOD. That is all.

Penguins @ Oilers

McDavid more Points than Crosby (-120)

The McDavid vs Crosby games are gonna be hyped until Crosby retires or the world ends. There is no other way to say that these are best two players in the league and no one can really argue it. Even so, McDavid is probably the best player since Gretzky, spare maybe Lemieux. This kid is the best player in the world and is the most exciting athlete in the world in my humble opinion. McDavid carries this team so I say if they want a shot to win he needs a big night. In a game against Crosby he is gonna show up and ignite the Edmonton crowd once again.

Sharks @ Predators

Under 5.5

This one is nothing more than the best two defensive corps in the league going at it in Smashville. This is the must watch game tonight so might as well bet on it. Have fun, this ones gonna be a battle.

Also I don’t want to bet on it but I think the Red Sox cruise in this world series. God I hate myself. Sox in 6.

Mid-week betting is a staple of american degeneracy so let’s have some fun tonight.

-Skipper

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