I’ve had two exams this week, another one on Monday, it’s been raining all week, and it’s the week before Thanksgiving. All this trauma has me feeling like I’m a thousand years old. Right now I am strongly identifying with Squidward, if you’re catching my drift. Irregardless (not a word, I know), I have an obligation, and so do you as a faithful reader, to understand the youth. And so, with the help of Urban Dictionary, we look to do our duty.
Here are the words of the week:
Calm Your Tits
An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."
Dave: "Calm your tits, Jim. He's the bartender."
Spill the Tea
When one tells an especially juicy bit of gossip
"Girl, did you know Renee is having ANOTHER baby? And the baby daddy is the same guy who she found out has been cheating on her!"
"OMG, spill the tea on that drama!!!!"
Sporking
The act of spooning, with the addition of an erection
We fell asleep... then when I woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
- Weekend Warrior
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