It’s conference championship weekend and the NFL is coming to its final chapter. We know which teams are real and which teams call Ann Arbour home. Unfortunately, so does Vegas. They had our number early in the season but we’ve turned the tide on em being 5-0-1 in the last two weeks. Let's roll.
Colts @ Jags
Colts -5
The Jags are the biggest disappointment of the season, and everyone saw it coming. They are the Miami of the NFL this year. Both had shitty quarterbacks last year, still had shitty ones this year, and their defenses lost the ability to win the turnover battle. I honestly don’t think there is a franchise that I am less confident in than the Jags. The Raiders are a complete dumpster fire but they have draft picks out the ass so there’s hope. The colts on the other hand have had a bounce back year. They’re not great but the offensive line is much improved and Andrew Luck is just slinging the rock right now. Something like 25 touchdowns in his last 7 games. So Luck vs Cody Kessler makes this game easy money.
14 Texas vs 5 Oklahoma
Over 78.5
BIG12 O/U is the one thing Vegas will never get right. Oklahoma scores more than anybody in the country, and they can’t stop anybody but Kansas. I’m not sure but I bet the Jayhawks still hung like 3 touchdowns on them. We know all about the Sooner’s offense but Texas doesn’t suck. A good quarterback throwing to an underappreciated group of wideouts with a chance to ruin their rival’s season twice is a recipe for Herman’s boys to come out flying. All of the points in this one. If Texas can get a couple stops late they could pull this one out. Throw a couple units on the moneyline. Then put double that on the over.
Marshall @ VT
VT -3.5
I have not paid attention to VT since they lost to Notre Dame, and I don’t think I missed much. Good lord do they suck ass. But what the fuck. I give them enough credit to be able to beat Marshall. These are always the games I lose but I don’t give a fuck. Marshall? Jesus fuck VT better not lose.
Gonna be a huge weekend for the CBC squad. Lots of booze and we might look put together for one of those nights, if only until Mariah Carey comes on. I see our nights going downhill fast once that gold graces our ears. But who knows? Maybe we’ll be responsible. *Editor’s Note: Fat chance moron.*
-Skipper
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