As one of the co-founders of Common But Concrete, I have taken on the responsibility of holding our staff accountable for the content on the site. BigCrotch put out two articles today which I applaud, but I have some comments on them.
The most glaring issue is that I was mentioned multiple times in “Florida is something else” and my name wasn’t capitalized each and every time. It’s Skipper not skipper you stupid dick. Second, you didn’t capitalize your title correctly. A typo every once in awhile is gonna happen but you couldn’t be bothered to take a 5 second look at the title. THE FUCKING TITLE! This is shit that a 12 year old can do. It shows a great lack of giving a shit and we just can’t have that at this vital junction in the company’s history. Also some stuff in the article is just not correct and it isn’t shit that happened while you were drunk, so it’s just a fucking lie. 95% of it is correct or shit that happened when I was too drunk to fact check you. That 5% is a lie though.
The pizza article…. At least the title is correct, because that’s about it. I get that this article is a ranking of objectively bad pizza, you were very on point about that. As a fellow northerner I’ve had my fair share of good pizza, but I’ll admit that I don’t live in quite the pizza hub you do. That said, this ranking is just wrong. Mellow mushroom is a basically a sit down restaurant so it’s not really in the same class as the rest of the establishments. The entire ranking system is screwed because you graded all of the other places except Caesars on a sober scale based solely on the pizza. For Caesars you graded it based on a drunk scale and incorporated the discount aspect of it which is unfair to the other places. Everything is better drunk and we all know that. All of this doesn’t even get into the fact that the other’s are just out of order. Papa John’s is the worst and it’s not even close, and then I would give Domino’s the nod over the Hut but it’s nowhere near as bad as you made it seem. Also it’s spelled Caesars you fucking idiot, no apostrophe and you missed a letter. Jesus Christ what a dumpster fire.
Let it be know... I am putting everyone on notice. I see it all and I will call you on bullshit because this site is something that can be great. I want every writer out there to know that this shit won’t fly. Ever.
-Skipper
Thank you for keeping it honest with your viewers, we appreciate that.