As I sit here in Statistics, not understanding a single goddamn word, I realized; why should I keep the greatest part of the day to myself. At 7:30 PM eastern standard time, every week night, (Monday thru Friday) a glorious piece of human achievement happens. The peak of ingenuity and creativity, the greatest half hour of our miserable day. Jeopardy comes on. Now you may be thinking to yourself, but BigCrotch I already watch Jeopardy occasionally, what's the big deal? Well first of all you gotta boost those number, those are rookie numbers you should be watching that shit start to finish everyday. Second, you're not watching it correctly. Play the Jeopardy drinking game. Every single day my roommate and I sit on our couch, crack open some brews and watch Jeopardy. (Every day I kick his ass, but that's not important). It is quite easy to play, and once you start you'll never stop. Basically you turn on Jeopardy and grab a drink of your choice. Once the questions start, you attempt to answer the question before one of the contestants utters the answer, or Alex "Quiz Daddy" Trebek gives the answer. If you get an answer correct, in regular Jeopardy, the other players drink, if you are wrong you have to drink. In double Jeopardy the punishment is 2 drinks. A daily double, as you may imagine, doubles the amount that must be drank. During Final Jeopardy you make a bet how much you're gonna drink based on the topic. I'm not telling you that playing the Jeopardy drinking game everyday will solve your problems, but it hasn't not solved my problems.
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