As sports control way too much of my life, there are the good times and there are the bad times. Then there are the times I am just purely disappointed in the stupid shit that I see. Something that needs to get shut the fuck down is rugby style punting. I’ve seen about three punters who know what the fuck they’re actually doing. The amount of complete shanks pulled off by the general population of uncoordinated and unathletic white dorks is actually incredible. Half of them can barely punt in the first place and whoever thought it was a good idea to have those fucking goofs run and kick at the same time clearly don’t see the paper white skin tone of players in the position. But to be fair there are some athletic punters, does this make them good? No, not at all because they are still the least athletic players on the field at any given time. So please just let the lanky white nerds do what they are good at and just fucking stand there and kick. I mean if I’m a college level coach and my punter pulls that shit I’m Sean Tayloring the fuck out of him on his way to the sideline (Sean Taylor destroys the punter in the Pro-Bowl look it up). Imagine Coach O’s rumblin tumblin mumblin cajun ass spearing his punter in the chest after a shank, I don’t know about you but that sounds like heaven to me.
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