We, Common but Concrete, are looking to fill an old position in our weekly content department. Music Tuesday, previously known as Thug Plug, has clearly been given up on by its past writer and we’re looking to move on. Even when said unnamed writer was producing these every Tuesday they lacked the analysis or depth of conversation that the executive board was looking for. However it was quite clear that some serious thought was put into the articles because they always had great selections of music and I don’t want that to be forgotten. However it is time to look towards the future and we think this is the best way to do that.
To whom it may concern,
All applicants must
1.) Be able to hear at a reasonable portion of full capacity. This eliminates .38% of the population which is a steep price to pay but I think that it is a restriction that has to be enforced considering the nature of the position.
2.) Not have a name that starts with the letters C or Z for legal reasons consistent with the 24th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States.
3.) Be able to actually write a fucking article once per week. That’s literally all you have to do. Shouldn’t be a problem if you don’t have a mental deficiency.**
If you meet these requirements feel free to apply by sending a sample article to commonbutconcrete@gmail.com. Goodluck!
Sincerely,
The Executive Board
Common But Concrete LLC
United States of America
**If you have a mental deficiency I might need to hire you for legal reasons, so that could be an in if you are looking for an unpaid job.
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