Dad Jokes of the Week

Here are the Dad jokes of the week:

1. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

- Short

2. I’ve recently been telling people about all the great benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness!

3. I once swallowed a dictionary, it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

- Weekend Warrior

These jokes have been brought to you by warm kid piss