Baseball! (update)

Robinson. Cano. I don't want to be the guy who says I told you so, but goddamn did I tell you so. Huge thing happening in NY Baseball. Jacob DeGrom, has agreed to a new long-term contract with the Amazin' Mets for somehow less money a year? I don't know but seems like someone pulled some sneaky shit. I'm not mad. It may have something to do with the 7-11 tacos. Apparently, someone ran out and bought a load of tacos that helped swing DeGrom into an agreement. Must be something in those Tacos.

Now back to Cano. Let me paint you a picture, two outs, top of the first, Opening Day in D.C. Big Bad Cano rolls up to the plate. Gives a warning swing on a 96 mph four seam fastball. Second pitch, takes a ball, low and inside. BOOM. Rocks an 87 mph change up right over the wall. Good Bye. See ya later. Home run one of many. Welcome to NY Mr. Cano.

-BigCrotch